he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i think my cat just said my name.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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