I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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