so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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