Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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