Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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