Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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