This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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