Pants 0. Shit 1.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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