"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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