Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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