just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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