woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
