youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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