I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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