She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
