is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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