Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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