she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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