Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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