I bet he comes in French.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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