P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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