just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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