Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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