So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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