i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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