in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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