In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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