question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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