what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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