Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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