i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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