Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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