Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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