hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
if only i could text you this smell
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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