I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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