Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
