break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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