I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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