I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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