He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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