Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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