playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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