so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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