The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
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Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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