Tell her she can't have a vagina
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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