is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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