Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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