I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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