Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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