I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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