she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
True college students do jello shots in the library
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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