go do what you do best...puke behind churches
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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