i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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