In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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