i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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