Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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